WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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