you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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