I feel like I'm in dance class right now
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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