I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
is wine microwaveable?
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Randomize
