I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
My sheets look like a crime scene.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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