i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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