I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Randomize
