babies were throwing up all over the place
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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