Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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