Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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