Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Randomize
