Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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