Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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