I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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