mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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