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We're like a lot better than the average bears
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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