Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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