Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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