it wasn't lemon gatorade
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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