I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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