no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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