1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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