Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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