508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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