i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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