I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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