is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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