i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
God I need to hump something, right now.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Randomize
