Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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