I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Randomize
