Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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