I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
how do you play pong handcuffed?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
