just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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