i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I'm going to jail i love you
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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