If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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