Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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