He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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