I bet he comes in French.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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