We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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