This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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