it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Randomize