Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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