"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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