I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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