But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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