I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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