Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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