I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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