Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
She said her name was "party"
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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