I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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