have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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