every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
operation harelip BJ is a go
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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