we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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