Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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