I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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