This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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